I predict a riot?

A parody on the lyrics to the Kaiser Chiefs song - ‘I Predict a Riot'.
Those of you who don't know the song:
a) won't get it at all
b) should go and get a copy as it's very good
c) really should have better things to do with your time
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Watching the doctors come for me
Swearing again, oh bloody
It's not my fault I'm so leery
And not that I'm twitching neither
My mouth I wish I could sweeten
Before I get done by a policeman
Then he would teach me a lesson
Ending up in the prison
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I call it Tourettes, I call it Tourettes
I call it Tourettes, I call it Tourettes

I don't mean to be arsy
I just can't help it, you see
It's not my fault, but fuck me
Not covering myself in glory
Bugger and Twat and Hard-on
Poo, Willy, Bum and Moron
I don't know why I was chosen
It's reprehensible
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la

I call it Tourettes, I call it Tourettes
I call it Tourettes, I call it Tourettes
And if there's anybody left in here
That really wants to hear me swear

Call a biker a fairy
Smashes my head in for me
No wonder that I'm so wary
And not comprehensible

La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala
I call it Tourettes, I call it Tourettes
I call it Tourettes, I call it Tourettes

And if there's anybody left in here
That really wants to hear me swear

I call it Tourettes, I call it Tourettes
I call it Tourettes, I call it Tourettes