Robbie Williams and the Spiders from Mars

A woman has recently been given a restraining order that prevents her coming within a mile of Robbie Williams. The judge imposed the order after the woman repeatedly stalked Robbie in the belief that she alone could protect him from attacks by alien beings.

Damn, I wish I’d thought of that.

I would love to have a restraining order that prevents me from going anywhere near Robbie Williams.
Hmmmm…I wonder if there is some way I can make it illegal for me to ever hear one of his songs again?

Anyway this is simply the best news I’ve had in weeks, the only way that I think it could be better is if the woman is actually proved right and the aliens really do come and take him away (again).