ITV2 has succeeded where Channel 4, with its flashy Big Brother, has failed.

Usually If I was to start off on one about TV it would be because of the generally crap standard of the programs available - but not this time.

Every once in a while a program comes along that really catches your attention, makes you sit down and really look deeply at your life, a program that causes you to reevaluate your whole belief system.

Such a program was ‘When Soapstars Sing’ (prime time - does exactly what it says on the box.)

This program made me think longer and harder than I have in years. I sat down and reviewed my life up to this point, the highs, the lows. I thought about where I was now and what my future might be like. I was forced to look deep, deep inside myself until I reached the inevitable conclusion.

This was a masterpiece of programming. There is nothing, N.O.T.H.I.N.G, in the whole world that I care less about than this program. Zip. Nada. Zilch.

It’s a relief to know, that at only 37, I have already seen the Void.