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I was just thinking, if low fat spreads actually taste like 'the real thing', then why do they continue to make the full fat versions?

ITV2 has succeeded where Channel 4, with its flashy Big Brother, has failed.

Usually If I was to start off on one about TV it would be because of the generally crap standard of the programs available - but not this time.

Every once in a while a program comes along that really catches your attention, makes you sit down and really look deeply at your life, a program that causes you to reevaluate your whole belief system.

Such a program was ‘When Soapstars Sing’ (prime time - does exactly what it says on the box.)

This program made me think longer and harder than I have in years. I sat down and reviewed my life up to this point, the highs, the lows. I thought about where I was now and what my future might be like. I was forced to look deep, deep inside myself until I reached the inevitable conclusion.

This was a masterpiece of programming. There is nothing, N.O.T.H.I.N.G, in the whole world that I care less about than this program. Zip. Nada. Zilch.

It’s a relief to know, that at only 37, I have already seen the Void.